NOT ME MONDAYS

IT WAS NOT me who gave her van to her husband with no gas in it, the gas light was on, and didn't even bother to tell him.

IT WAS NOT me who ignorantly gave her boss's child something to eat with out asking.

IT IS NOT me who wants to bitch slap my foster daughters' mom, really be a lazy mom for 14 years and then be pissed at me because I am doing a ton of stuff for them you didn't.

IT IS NOT me who has decided not to contact the girls parents, and instead just get them glasses out of my own pocket. One minute you have $125.00 and the next minute you don't have any money, and you don't know where the money went. HELL FUCKING LOW PEOPLE~~~ We have bought them new clothes, given them food and shelter, and taken them to the doctor without asking you for a damn thing. NOW you want to get pisses with us. NOPE, go fluck yourself, we don't want shit from you. We will continue to get the girls the things they need.


IT WAS NOT me who got really pissed off at one of the residents I work for/with. She was just being a butt and complaining about things that were beyond my control.


IT WAS NOT me who didn't want to go back out for laundry detergent so she has laundry (stinky, smelly, stuff) piled up in the laundry room.

Not Me Monday

It was not me who thought her new Supervisor didn't know her butt from a whole in the ground.


It was not me who wanted to take her Supervisor's overly cluttered, the one I have to share, and through it out the window.


It was not me that thought it was funny when she had to re-introduce herself to the same Residents over and over again.

It's not me who is just really bitchy right now.

It's not me who doesn't want her daughter to go to Arizona:(

Not Me Mondays

It WAS NOT ME that ignored her blog for a week

It WAS NOT ME that got addicted to face book

It WAS NOT ME that wanted to call the pool attendant a bag of dog mess.

It WAS NOT ME who let her son eat three packet of blueberry muffins

It WAS NOT ME who shopped at Wal-mart (I morally object to Wal-mart-not very strongly, apparently).

Not Me Mondays

It was NOT ME who undercooked the corn AND potatoes yesterday.

It is NOT ME who hates when dogs lick, eat loudly, and make a mess drinking, yet has two dogs.

It's NOT ME who's three year old has tried soda.


It's NOT ME who didn't clean her bathroom last night, or for the last week.

The Commisary makes me Snarky

Today, we decided we were going to the Commissary. The day went something like this...

Me... let's just take the boy with us to the grocery store

Ted..... Sounds good

We tell Zachary he has to get in the shower.

Zachary.... No! I do not want to get in the shower!

me... Want to take a shower with mommy

Zacahry... NO!


As soon as I am done, and were ready to go, Zachary gets in the shower. So we wait around for him to get done....he takes FOREVER!!! He gets done, and then Ted has to go to the bathroom. I decided to write a short novel, because this is how long we'll be waiting.
Once my novel is done were ready to go.Zachary wants to take the Tundra, so we do.

Ted... It's really raining out here

Me... well if it isn't Captain Obvious

Ted... you're in a mood

Me.... Nope, just gearing for the Commissary

The Commissary is my worst nightmare, but the food is cheap. We get to the Commissary,or what I like to call "What The Hell Where They Thinking When They Left the House" Wonderland.I swear these women really need to think before they leave the house, they're representing their husbands for crying out loud.


Just a few brief observations...

4- Women with V-neck tank tops and boobs hanging out everywhere (at least have nice boobs if you're going to do this-no I don't like boobs, but we all know there is a difference)

1- Woman with a butt load of tattoos.The tatts were not what I took issue with, her rotted out teeth were. If I had bad teeth I would spend the money on my teeth,not a tattoo. I have two tattoos which cost me a total of $500.00. With Tri-Care that goes a long way towards fixing your teeth.

2- Really dirty children. I can understand not having money for clothes, the military doesn't allows pay it's service members well, but at least you can give your child a bath.

12- People with nothing but junk food in their carts. No fruits, veggies, yogurt, water, or healthy cereal. This really irritates me because it is so prevalent in the military. The soldiers are suppose to pride themselves on health and fitness, but they eat garbage. I just don't get it!

We got done shopping.Then we went to pay for our food. The cashiers on post are MEAN!! They snap at you, aren't helpful, and act like you're interrupting their days. We get up to our "charming cashier" and she doesn't even check our I.D.'s. WTH!! We get done paying and all of our groceries are in paper bags. Remeber, it pouring outside. I ask her why our groceries are in paper bags and she says, "you have to ask for plastic bags. WTH, by the time we get to the car the bags are going to be nothing but mush. Is there a point were common freaking sense comes in to play?

This is why the Commisary make me Snarky.

Thoughtful Thursdays

Tonight we went to honors night at "Arpac 1's" school. She got an award for making honor roll all year. She has also been selected to go into honors Biology, Math, and English next year.She "graduated" from junior high tonight, too.